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Cowboys and Vacuums
"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."
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"You must be new around here, pardner."
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"Never underestimate the middle class."
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"It's Jim damnit!"
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"They appear to be opting for the circled-wagons defense."
" … on the other hand I can empathize with their desire to come here in search of jobs."
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"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."
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"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."
"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."
'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'
"If you boys are looking for brunch, you best just move along."
"No! No! Ya dang fools. Circle the covered wagons. Not the covered dishes."
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"I think I see a lawsuit a-brewin."
"Liquor, gamblin', broads, tobacco. What's the Q stand for?"
The Comfiest Hombre in the West
How cowboys book their rides remotely.
"Open your text book and listen up, Virgil, 'cuz I'm aimin' to teach you a lesson."
"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"
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"That's right! Reach for the sky! Now hand over your water, you prickly varmint!"
"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."
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"Ya dang fool. I told ya not to ride through passive-aggressive territory."
"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."
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"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"
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Things have changed since you were here last. For example, we all drink cosmos now.