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'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'
"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."
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'There was nothing in the survival training manual about carrying change!'
'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'
Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'
"Are you hutting on me?"
"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"
'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'
"If you must know, I'm not West Point – I'm home-schooled."
"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."
"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."
"I'm your camouflage instructor."
"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."
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'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'
"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
'That's not so bad. Lots of guys never get past the hammock.'
'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'
'I don't care how many seconds it took! I need to dry my hair now!'
My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.
"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"
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'Hi Mom, Boot camp is fine, but I think our drill sergeant is hard of hearing. Every time we say something, he yells 'I can't hear you.''
'How can you make so many mistakes when there's only 2 option...LEFT or RIGHT?'
'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'