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"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."
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"He's his own worst enemy."
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"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."
'Leper Colony - No Smokers.'
COVID Tech Fortress
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'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'
"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"
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'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
'This is the last time we post job openings,'
"Before I can write your insurance policy, this place has to be made more accessible. I almost fell in your moat!"
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"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"
Pen is Mightier than the Sword
'Our competition is quite energetic.'
'Oh, they're right, our lawyer says our castle does encroach two metres onto their property.'
'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
'I want enough money to make a really cool fort with hundred dollar bills.'
'That's one of our fortified wines.'
Higher walls around the EU.
'The boss is away, so we pushed our desks together to make a fort.'
'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'