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Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
'Heck, this is nothing, why when I was a kid, we'd have snow clear up to here.'
'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'
'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'
'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'
"Go ask your mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, guru, gurus, spiritual advisor, spiritual advisors, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, spiritual advice, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, hermit, hermits, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, dad, dads, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, knowledge, wisemen, wiseman, wise men, wise man, family life, family-life
"I feel like I need you less and less, Mom, now that I can make myself feel guilty all on my own."
"I need more time to study your decision."
'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'
"Today I found out the Easter Bunny is fake news."
When I try doing stuff I like doing. . . When I stop trying.
'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'
'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'
"I have to be honest, I thought you'd be bigger."
Build-Your-Own-Robot Kit/Destroy-Your-Brother's-Robot Kit
"I need to pee but I'm afraid to go alone."
Tags:family life, family-life, family time, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents, toilet, toilets, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, bathroom, bathrooms, childish, logic, illogical, child logic, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, irrational fear, irrational fears
"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
Tags:twin, twins, evil twin, evil twins, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent, parents, parenting, set of twins, identical twin, identical twins, evil, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, parenting, personality, personalities, child development, develop, develops, developing, childhood, childhoods, grow old, grows old, growing old, upbringing, upbringings, bring up, brings up, bringing up
'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'
"Who dealt this mess?"
Tags:dealer, dealers, sum, sums, math, maths, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, schooling, pupil, pupils, student, students, classroom, arithmetic, addition, primary school, kindergarten, times table, times tables, times-table, times-tables, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods
"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."
Tags:climate change, global warming, environmental crisis, climate-change, environmental crises, environmental disaster, fort, forts, sofa cushion, sofa cushions, game, games, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, worrier, worriers, anxiety, anxiousness, anxieties, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, family-life
"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."
Tags:social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social medias, profile page, profile pages, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, family life, digital childhood, modern childhood, modern childhoods, make belief, make-belief, fantasy, imagination, imaginations, imaginary friend, game, games, virtual reality, digital age, outdoors, imagining
'Swing? We'll drop our phones!'
"Is this the story you want to tell on your college application?"
"How many times have I asked you not to discuss stubbornly high interest rates in front of the children?"
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, interest rate, interest rates, interest, family life, family-life, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, interest level, interest levels, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate, subject matter, child friendly, bore, bores, boredom, boring, bore, bores, dad, dads, child-friendly, child friendly, child friendliness, father, fathers