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"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."
Tags:gender, genders, gender-neutral, gender spectrum, gender neutral, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, retelling, retell, parody, parodied, parodies, rapunzel, hair, female, male, gender identity, beard, beards, facial hair, twist, new twist, fresh, fresh twist, gender stereotypes, gender stereotype, princess, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, heteronormative, hetero normative, hetero-normative
'He's a goatee herder.'
"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, salon, salons, beauty salon, beauty salons, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, hairy, fur, furry, shave, shaving, shaving cream, werewolf, werewolves, full moon, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, recurring problem, recurring problems, facial hair, beard, beards, halloween
'Movember is over...I want it off!'
"The rest of the flock and I feel you're displaying a lack of sensitivity with those 'muttonchops'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, flock, flocks, shepherd, livestock, farm, farms, shepherds, mutton, muttonchop, muttonchops, mutton chop, mutton chops, hair, facial hair, sideburn, sideburns, beard, beards, disrespectful, insensitive, indifferent, man, men, wordplay, word play
A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.
Tags:phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, family, families, family resemblance, family plan, family plans, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, facial hair
"I've made a terrible mistake."
"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."
Tags:hockey, hockey players, hockey player, hockey teams, hockey game, sports, sport players, sport teams, athlete, athletes, athletics, sportsmanship, team members, compliment, compliments, complimenting, friendly, courtesy, courteous, handshake, handshakes, handshake line, handshake lines, playoff, playoffs, sporting tradition, sporting traditions, beard, beards, bearded, facial hair, assimilation, men complimenting each other, men complimenting
"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
Tags:date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, advice, friend, friends, reject, rejected, rejection, brother, brothers, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, facial hair, fashion, fashions, fashionable, out of style, out of fashion, style, styles, stylish, men, manbar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails
Official Team Cap With Beard
"I didn't ask whether Hitler would have loved my moustache. I asked waether you like it."
"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"
"I'm thinkin' blond."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, barber shop, barber shops, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, hair, bald, facial hair, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, hair dye, dying, dying hair, blond, blonde, hair colour, hair color, colour, color, change, changes, changing, thinking, considering
Identical bearded cavemen.
"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, scythe, scythes, shaver, shavers, razor, razors, shaving, facial hair, men, man, commercial, commercials, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, slogan, slogans, closer, smoother, cleaner
"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."
Tags:soul patch, soul patches, facial hair, beard, beards, hair, out of style, not stylish, jazz dot, uncool, out of date, fashion, fashion police, diagnose, diagnosis, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, medical, medical professionals, medical professional, hospital, hospitals, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, doctor's office, doctor's offices, patient, patients, evaluation, trendy, trend setting, fashionable
Tags:music, musician, musicians, rock, famous musician, famous musicians, rock star, rock stars, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, fashion, style, personal appearance, fashion statement, beard, beards, facial hair, sunglasses, word play, wordplay, play on words
The Beard in the Stone
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, fake, false, fashion, style, personal appearance, belt, belts, belt buckle, belt buckles, beard, facial hair, glasses, eyeglasses, eyewear, designer, repair, repairs, repairing, duct tape, holiday, holidays
'No, that's not a lighting program. My girlfriend has 5 o'clock shadow.'
Street Organ - Monkey
Tags:monkey, monkeys, street performer, street performers, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, street organ, street organs, organ grinder, organ grinders, music, musician, musicians, street organ, barrel organ, trained monkey, busker, busking, buskers, pet, pets, mustache, moustache, mustaches, moustaches, facial hair, looking like your pet, pet owner, pets wearing clothes
At the local beards anon meeting