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"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."
Tags:genders, gender-neutral, gender spectrum, gender neutral, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, retelling, retell, parody, parodied, parodies, rapunzel, hair, male, gender identity, beard, beards, facial hair, twist, new twist, fresh, fresh twist, gender stereotype, princess, damsels, heteronormative, hetero normative, hetero-normative
"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"
Tags:facial hair, beard, beards, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, hipster moustache, hipster mustache, statement moustache, statement mustache, speculate, speculations, pamphlet, pamphlets, religous pamphlet, religious pamphlets, straight from the source, self-involved, self centered, self centred, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials
"You must be new around here, pardner."
Tags:moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, facial hair, male grooming, male-grooming, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, facial hairs, fashion statement, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, drinking hole, drinking holes, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, drinking companion, drinking companions, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, american west
"Excuse me, but are you using that mustache right now?"
"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."
Pick your own whiskers.
"When it fills in I'm hoping for the texture of corduroy."
'He's a goatee herder.'
"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, salon, salons, beauty salon, beauty salons, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, fur, shave, shaving cream, werewolf, werewolves, full moon, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, recurring problem, recurring problems, facial hair, beard, beards, halloween
'Movember is over...I want it off!'
"Your new nose needs a mustache."
"The rest of the flock and I feel you're displaying a lack of sensitivity with those 'muttonchops'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, flock, flocks, shepherd, livestock, farm, farms, shepherds, mutton, muttonchop, muttonchops, mutton chop, mutton chops, hair, facial hair, sideburn, sideburns, beard, beards, disrespectful, insensitive, indifferent, man, men, wordplay, word play
Tags:shave, male grooming, facial hair, clean shaven, mask, masks, face mask, face masks, facemask, face-mask, face-masks, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, socially distance, physical distancing, social distancing rules
A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.
Tags:phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, family, families, family resemblance, family plan, family plans, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, facial hair
"It's my emotional-support beard."
Tags:bar, bars, beverage, beverages, drink, drinks, drinking, emotion, emotions, emotional support, emotional-support, support, supporting, beard, beards, facial hair, depress, depressing, depressed, empathy, empathise, empathetic, compassion, compassionate, show support, showing support, meaningful, sign, signs, symbol, symbolic
"Come one, Hon – all kinds of men have facial hair these days!"
"I've made a terrible mistake."
THE Shade of Grey
Peak Beard/High Peak Beard
"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."
Tags:hockey, hockey players, hockey player, hockey teams, hockey game, sports, sport players, sport teams, athlete, athletes, athletics, sportsmanship, team members, compliment, compliments, complimenting, friendly, courtesy, courteous, handshake, handshakes, handshake line, handshake lines, playoff, playoffs, sporting tradition, sporting traditions, beard, beards, bearded, facial hair, assimilation, men complimenting each other, men complimenting
"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
Tags:date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, advice, friend, friends, reject, rejected, rejection, brother, brothers, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, facial hair, fashion, fashions, fashionable, out of style, out of fashion, style, styles, stylish, men, manbar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails
Official Team Cap With Beard