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"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, plaza, plazas, attendant, attendants, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, drive-thru, drive-through, lane, lanes
A chicken crosses an interstate highway.
Turnpike Kissing Booth
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, kissing booth, kissing booth, kiss, kissing, booth, booths, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, word play, wordplay, transportation
A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.
Yo! The Amboys!
"This way we avoid the turnpike."
Tags:taxi, taxis yellow cab, yellow cabs, cab, cabs, turnpike, turnpikes, shortcut, shortcuts, longcut, long cuts, long way round, long way around, alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, space, space travel, avoid traffic, avoiding traffic, wrong way, wrong direction, wrong directions
This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, tollway, tollways, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, traffic jam, traffic jams, congestion, gridlock, standstill, not moving, blocking traffic, rush hour, news, newscaster, newscasters, reporter, reporters, announcer, announcers, broadcaster, broadcasters, newsman, newsmen, news anchor, news anchors, anchormen, anchorman, presenter, presenters, media, broadcasting, reporting, live, live broadcast, live broadcasts, new jersey, problem, problems
Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.
"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"
Tags:highway, highways, road maintenance, highway maintenance, road repair, road repairs, roadwork, roadworks, road works, expressway, turnpike, highway construction, construction, road, roads, road work, construction worker, dummy, stuffed dummy, traffic sign, skiving off, skiver, skivers, skive off, skived off, skipping work
Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department
Tags:jackson pollock, painter, painting, artists, artwork, artist, fine art, fine artist, creative, creativity, designer, highway maintenance, road marking, road markings, career change, career changes, highway, thruway, road, highway department, turnpike, freeway, expressway, thoroughfare, travel, drive, driving, lane, lanes, highway lanes, construction, construction worker, highway construction, traffic signs, road crew
Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, transportation, fare, fares, fee, fees, charges, pass, passes, cash, money, riddle, riddles, troll, trolls, myth, myths, legend, legends, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters
"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
Tags:toll, tolls, toll bridge, toll bridges, toll booth, toll booths, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, ez pass, e-z pass, turnpike, new jersey turnpike, punishments, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, electrocute, electrocutes, electrocuting, electrocution, card, cards, permission, drive through, drives through, driving through, capital punishment, death penalty
"And this was the man I thought was your father until E-Z Pass records proved that he was in New Jersey when you were conceived."
Tags:e-z pass, new jersey, new york, new york city, new jersey turnpike, turnpike, conceive, conceives, conceiving, conception, conceptions, parent, parents, photo album, photo albums, nostalgia, memory, memories, sleep around, sleeps around, sleeping around, family tree, family trees, parentage, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, son, sons, mother, mothers, unknown father, father, fathers, slut shame, slut shames, slut shaming
Mountain Climbing Toll.
'I was just thinking about the good old days... You know, before road salt!'
In an effort to restore civility to our nation's streets and highways, we introduce four much-needed Hand Signals of Apology.
800 Toll-Free Road
GPS HIghway to Hell
Meanwhile in deepest Somerset...
Tags:jacob rees-mogg, rural, mural england, toffs, yokels, furlongs, turnpike, turnpikes, medieval peasant, medieval peasants, live in the past, living in the past, rees-mogg, politician, politicians, uk politician, uk politicians, stuck in the past, old fashioned, somerset, somerset stereotype, somerset stereotypes
"It's the highway we gave up for adoption. It wants to reconnect."
Tags:highway, adopt-a-highway, highways, roads, highway adoption, highway adoptions, road adoption, road adoptions, turnpikes, adoptive family, adoptive families, thruways, family life, family-life, road, turnpike, thruway, adopt, adoption, reconnect, reconnecting, road maintenance, highway maintenance
How's my driving? I'm supposed to ask you that. Actually, I could't care less what you think, so don't call."