White Collar Crime Cartoons and Comics

Crime Passionnel

"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."

"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."

'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'

"I should have listened when it said 'this call is being monitored for your protection'."

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

Insufficient Postage

"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."

"You can't legislate morality, thank heaven."

"Community service? You mean around regular people?"

"Let's be frank, Artie. I could have you shot. You could have me shot."

"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."

"They gave me the same number as my Swiss bank account."

"I move for less transparency."

"Remember how mad I got when you looted all those pension funds?"

"I was promised plausible deniability."

Bribing St. Peter

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

"I would gladly do your time for you but I have a prepaid vacation to Tahiti coming up."

"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."

"When we heard you were playing ball we assumed it was with the company softball team and not with the feds."

"So how long is your extended administrative leave?"

"This is what happens when ethical standards are set artificially high."