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"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."
In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.
"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'
Tags:boy band, boy bands, form, forms, forming, formed, create, creates, creating, created, finance, finances, financial, financed, scheme, schemes, plan, plans, planning, planned, cymbal, cymbals, tuba, tubas, brass, music box, music boxes, instrument, instruments, musician, musicians, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Job Creation Scheme.
"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."
Tags:alimony, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, paying alimony, bigamy, polygamy, divorcing, divorce proceedings, maintenance, allowance, child support, slimy, immoral, bar, bars, drink, drinks, alcohol, sad, sad sack, scheme, scheming, plan, plans, marriage, marriages, married, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-ups, break ups, divorcee
"I understand you wanted to talk about a risky pay raise scheme."
"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."
Tags:proposition, proposal, proposals, suggestion, suggestions, influence, influences, scheme, schemes, scenario, scenarios, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, depressed, depression, crisis, cheer, cheering up, cheer up, cheer ups, wingman, wingmen, friend, friends, buds, pals, bud, pal, stranger, strangers, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunken, drunks, pub, pubs
'I tell ya, that was sheer genius getting those flimsy chairs for the waiting area! We've been selling a ton of diet pills.'
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, diet pill, diet pills, obese, obesity, fat, fatness, pharmacy, pharmacies, pharmacist, pharmacists, flimsy chair, flimsy chairs, flimsy, breaks, break, breaking, fragile, plan, plans, scheme, schemes, cunning, waiting area, waiting areas, customer, customers, close to home
"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."
'We still have some kinks to work out with the new pet therapy program.'
Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."
Tags:pm, prime minister, prime ministers, take over, taking over, plot, plots, plotting, scheme, schemes, scheming, book, books, novel, novels, secret agent, secret agents, enemy, enemies, villain, villains, supervillain, supervillains, boss, bosses, secret service, dominate, dominating, world domination
"A one-word email reply... classic power move."
'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'
Prison Reading Material
Tags:jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisoner, imprisoned, crimes, criminal, criminals, incarcerate, incarcerated, jail cell, jail cells, cellmate, cellmates, escape, escaped, escaping, prison escape, plan, planning, planner, plans, scheme, scheming, magazine, magazines, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, industrial magazine, industrial journals, professional magazines, professional journal, caught, inspiration
'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'
Flim & Flam Partners in Crime
"Well, we've licked taxes – that just leaves death."
Tags:death and taxes, lifes constants, constants in life, nothings constant but death and taxes, benjamin franklin, franklin, famous quotes, famous quotations, tax, taxes, tax evasion, tax evaders, tax evader, tax fraud, cheating the taxman, rich, wealthy, super rich, rich men, rich man, old rich white men, cheating death, cheat death, beating death, beat death, death, plot, plotting, scheme, scheming
'We're transferring you to our Final Straw pension scheme.'
"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."
'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'
"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, crimes, criminals, criminal, work, working, worker, workers, work for a living, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, bad criminal, bad criminals, getaway car, getaway cars, law, laws, law and order, job, jobs, get a job, getting a job, make money, makes money, making money, get rich, getting rich, life hack, life hacks, job, jobs, career, careers, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, scheming
Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
Tags:business, businessmen, market, money, money making, scheme, schemes, plot, plots, scheming, plotting, businessman, greed, greedy, exec, executive, executives, delusion, delusions of grandeur, religion, religiously, religious, religious imagery, holy, miracle, miraculous, bless, blessed, hand of, myth, myths, mythological, sighting, vision, visions, big business, corporate, corporations, management, managers