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"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicle, truck, trucks, driver, drivers, driving, drive, traffic, bad traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, crowded, jammed, packed, bumper-to-bumper, bumper to bumper, gridlock, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, magic, impatient, impatience, aggression, aggressive, road rage, angry, anger, not moving, parked, transportation
Alabama Traffic Jam
Tags:alabama, us states, american states, state stereotypes, alabama stereotypes, stork, storks, storks delivering babies, stork delivering a baby, delivering a baby, delivering babies, babies, where babies come from, birth, birthrate, high birthrate, lots of children, redneck, rednecks, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams
"LaGauardia, and hurry - I've got a flight in six hours."
Tags:lagauardia, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic queue, traffic queues, flight, flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, traffic, congestion, taxi, taxis, commute, commutes, airport, airports, taxi cab, taxi cabs, stuck in traffic, businessmen, businessman
'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'
"I heard he used to work for Christie."
"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabby, cabbies, cab fare, peak traffic, peak time, rush hour, detour, detours, save time, saves time, save money, saves money, diversion, diversions, divert, diverts, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, f.d.r. bridge, fdr bridge, toll, tolls, toll road, toll roads, toll bridge, toll bridges, save time, saves time, saving time, directions, taxicab driver, taxicab drivers, nyc, freeway, freeways
Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'
Tags:traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, stuck in traffic, schadenfreude, lucky, lucky, commute, the commute, commuter, commuters, counter commute, counter-commute, rush hour, rush-hour, rush hour traffic, rush-hour traffic, against the tide, self satisfaction, self-satisfaction, destination, destinations
"It will be your job to create major delays."
Tags:construction, construction delay, construction delays, delay, delays, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic congestion, construction worker, construction workers, construction work, roadwork, roadworks, hold up traffic, holding up traffic, construction problems, construction issues, traffic problems, traffic issues, driving, commuting
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
Tags:motorway, motorways, highway, highways, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, road closure, road closures, commute, the commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, motorway traffic, highway traffic, inconvenience, inconveniences, rush hour, rush-hours, driver, drivers, modern life, roadworks, road-works
"It's the guy behind us. He says his horn is broken."
Tags:driver, drivers, driving, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, traffic, stuck in traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, bad driver, bad drivers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, the commute, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, beeping horns, honking horns
'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'
Moose stuck in tunnel.
'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'
This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, tollway, tollways, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, traffic jam, traffic jams, congestion, gridlock, standstill, not moving, blocking traffic, rush hour, news, newscaster, newscasters, reporter, reporters, announcer, announcers, broadcaster, broadcasters, newsman, newsmen, news anchor, news anchors, anchormen, anchorman, presenter, presenters, media, broadcasting, reporting, live, live broadcast, live broadcasts, new jersey, problem, problems
"I feel as if we've known them for years."
Tags:traffic jam, traffic jams, stuck in traffic, traffic queue, traffic queues, long journey, long journeys, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, road trip, road trips, traffic congestion, driving, driver, drivers, old friend, old friends, family friend, family friends
Congestion Eases Inexplicably
"Honk if you support us."
Tags:protest, protests, protesters, protester, protesting, honk, honking, car horn, car horns, beep, beeping beeps, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic congestion, congested, congestion, gridlock, gridlocked, holding up traffic, causing traffic disrupting traffic, support, popular support, honk if you support us
Way too many people ahead...
'Here is the traffic news. Jams are building on the A35 as the relaxation of the planning laws take effect.'
"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, chiromancy, palm reading, palm readings, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry, palmist, palmists, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, bad traffic, congestion, gridlock, rush hour, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, detour, detours, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, map, maps, line, lines, directions, commuter, commuters, commuting
'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."
Tags:punting, punt, punts, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, row boat, row boats, boating, summertime, summertimes, water sports, congestion, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic queue, traffic queues, nursery song, nursery songs, boat pond, boat ponds, new york, central park, row, rowing, row row row your boat, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hobby, overcrowded, boating pond, sailor, sailors, sailing
"Congrats, Dad, only ten swear words this trip. I think we're looking at a personal best."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, driver, drivers, angry driver, angry drivers, road rage, swear, swear word, swear words, swearing, curse, cursing, traffic, stuck in traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, record, record breaking, personal best