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"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
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'Relax, Mr. Edwards! Here at Mega Financial Services, we're dedicated to making the separation of a fool from his money an enjoyable experience for everyone involved!'
"If you can't tell the difference between right and wrong I can help."
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STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Bad fund manager
'No Game Plan. Please help'
"Many things which are blamed on mismanagement are actually mis-labor."
When Trump ran Health Quest
'Your job is to check for mismanagement, waste and fraud...our client is the U.S. government.'
"Well I think I'm good at bureaucratic mismanagement but my particular strength is in interfering in things I know nothing about!"
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"Our fraud department's been very successful; it's blagged us millions."
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"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."
The Usual Suspects
"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."
'I hear there's not a lot of stress working in there.'
Under New Mismanagement
Under New Mismanagement
'The joke's on the Chinese. They built a new factory to get our jobs but mismanagement here killed the company!'
Politics: fear of change.
'Say, weren't you on the president's council of economic advisers?'
'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'
Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.
Sign in store - 'Under New Mismanagement'