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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'
"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."
"They complain about cost of driving clients around but when you suggest an alternative they moan...I mean it's not as if I'm telling them to run!"
'I'm single and free!'
Man sees troll in Troll Booth.
Last Exit Before Troll
Travel Advances: '96, 97, 98, 99. . . one dollar.'
Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.
'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'
"Your latte and scone cost more than our airfare."
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"Fasten your money belt."
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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with an enormous bank loan."
'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'
'Gareth used to commute by train but he finds it a lot cheaper that way.'
'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'
City Travel: 'Notice: Airline mergers reduce competition & raise travel cost for you.'
'I've been asked to cut down on travelling expenses.'
"And then you stick out your thumb like this."
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"You seem to have a lot of claims you call 'travel expenses'."
"We're cutting down on travel expenses."