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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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Yo! The Amboys!
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
Tags:have children, children, kids, married, marriage, kid, marries, life, decision, decisions, time, timing, timed, life planning, planned, jersey, new jersey, jersey city, life advice, advice, advise, advising, adviser, relationship, relationships, marry, have kids, move house, moving house, middle age, middle-age, average life, typical, no good time
"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
Tags:path to enlightenment, paths to enlightenment, new jersey, jersey, garden state, guru, gurus, wiseman, wise man, wisemen, wise men, wisdom, wisdom seeker, wisdom seekers, direction, directions, path, paths, enlighten, enlightens, enlightenment, hike, hikes, hiking, lost, wrong directions, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers
"Thanks for a lovely weekend. Now you must come visit us in Washington Square."
Tags:vacation, vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, greenwich village, new york, new york city, pigeon, pigeons, washington square, seaside, jersey, new jersey, beach, beaches, seagull, seagulls, stay with friend, stays with friends, staying with friends, weekend, weekends, weekend trip, weekend trips
New Jersey's Miracle Mile.
Tags:new jersey, new-jersey, jersey, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, miracle, miracles, sarcasm, sarcastic, consumerism, consumerist, materialism, materialist, real estate, real-estate, highway, highways, road, roads, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, shopped, modern life, modern-life, leisure
"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
Tags:jersey, new jersey, delegate, delegates, delegating, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, emergency, emergencies, invasion, invasions, monster, monsters, police, police department, police departments, emergency worker, emergency workers, invader, invaders, invading, problem, someone else's problem, shirk, shirks, shirking
"She's so Jersey."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cow, talking cows, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, field, fields, pasture, pastures, new jersey, states, state, american state, american states, jersey, jersey cow, jersey cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, dairy farm, dairy farms, holstein-friesian, holstein friesian, trashy, low-class, loud, obnoxious, stereotype, stereotypes, new jerseyan, new jerseyans, jerseyite, jerseyites, new jerseyite, new jerseyites
'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'
"What does any of this have to do with football?"
Tags:football, football player, football players, jocks, students, pupil, pupils, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers, math lesson, math lessons, math class, math classes, maths lesson, maths lessons, maths class, maths classes, jock, student, teacher, math class, school, jersey, algebra, equation, math question, math problem, athlete, school sports, black board, chalk board
Baseball Clubhouse Pranks
"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."
'Neck a little tight, sir?'
Woman on a baseball team called "Pirates" looks at the opposing team who is called "Carjackers".
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, team, teams, team name, team names, player, players, baseball player, baseball players, athlete, athletes, jersey, jerseys, uniform, uniforms, team uniform, team uniforms, pirate, pirates, carjacker, carjackers, care theft, car thefts, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, thieving, rob, robbers, robber, word play, wordplay
"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"
Tags:energy drink, energy drinks, caffeine, caffeinated, beverage, beverages, couch potato, couch potatoes, mortgage, mortgages, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, cubicle, cubicles, jersey, drink, drinks, soft drink, soft drinks, tired, middle age, middle aged, exhausted, exhausting, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices
"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."
"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"
Why Cows Leave Home
Tags:millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation y, cow, cows, holsteins, holstein, jersey, jerseys, animal, animals, farm animal, farm animals, bovine, cattle, livestock, pie chart, pie charts, graph, graphs, percent, percents, percentage, percentages, travel bug, public sector, career, careers
Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent
Tenafly International Film Festival
"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health issues, mental health problems, hearing voices, psychosis, hearing things, delusion, delusional, hallucinate, hallucination, jersey, new jersey, jersey accent, jersey accents, annoying accents, accent, accents, local accents, local accent, local dialect, local dialects, irritant, irritating, irritated, mental health condition, psychotic, psychotic episode, psychotic episodes, pronunciation, local pronunciation, received pronunciation
'Wait a minute!'
Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.