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'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.'
"Remember how mad I got when you looted all those pension funds?"
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'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'
"What about my old age?"
"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'
'I stopped worrying about how much I needed to retire on when I realized there was no way I can ever retire.'
'No offense, but you guys with your nine lives really blew the pension fund!'
'We've decided to stay together for the sake of Ken's pension.'
'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!
'Short straw tells the employees what we did to their pension funds...'
"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."
"As a Baby Boomer, I never thought the boom would be the sound of my retirement accounts collapsing."
"The employees have to assume a share of the blame for allowing the pension fund to become so big and tempting."
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'I have to live and die young because of poor retirement planning.'
'When bad 401ks happen to good people'
"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."
'Calm down, I'm here for your pension.'
"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"
"It could be worse, you could have a life-threatening disease."
"I'm afraid the time when you could retire with a carriage clock and gilt edged pension are over..."
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"...Staff just don't understand the competing demands we have for that money..."