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'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'
A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks
A man drives past a sign on a vacant lot that reads "No Parking - Since 1956".
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, hood ornament, hood ornaments, bonnet ornament, bonnet ornaments, radiator cap, radiator caps, military, iwo jima, marine, marines, war memorial, war memorials, united states marine corps war memorial, iwo jima memorial, buy american, patriotic, patriotism, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, politics, government, governments, consumerism, retail
Tags:standard, standards, song, songs, driving song, driving songs, driving music, driver, drivers, road trip, road trips, shift, shifts, gear shift, gear shifts, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, radio, driving music, classic, classic rock, punk rock, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents
"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, plaza, plazas, attendant, attendants, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, drive-thru, drive-thrus, lane, lanes
"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sobriety test, sobriety tests, field sobriety test, field sobriety tests, drinking, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk, drunks, dangerous driving, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, arabesque, arabesques, pirouette, pirouettes, test, tests, testing, alcohol, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, impaired driving, impaired driver, impaired drivers, driving impaired, driving under the influence, dui, duis, high
Sign in the window of a car says "Filled with asbestos"
Tags:asbestos, danger, dangerous, chemical, chemicals, substance, substances, risk, risks, risky, sign, signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, security, prevention, crime prevention, safety, theft prevention, protection, theft protection, theft-protection, theft-prevention, deterrent, theft-deterrent, anti-theft, theft, auto-theft, car theft, car-theft, effective, deter thieves, environment, depletion, bad for the environment
"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."
Tags:engine, engines, car engine, car engines, redesign, redesigns, redesigning, designer, designers, designing, sustainable, sustainability, internal combustion engine, internal combustion engines, public use, general public, car, cars, car manufacturer, car manufacturers, car manufacturing, auto manufacturer, auto manufacturers, car company, car companies, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, organ, organs, internal organs, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, green energy, alternative energy, fuel, fuel source
"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, dealership, dealerships, car lot, car lots, buying a car, salesmen, salesman, manger, managers, customer, customers, waiting, wait, long wait, long waits, dentist, dentists, dental, dental work, exam, exams, examination, examinations, medical, medicine, service, customer service
"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, talking car, talking cars, hood, hoods, car hood, car hoods, bonnet, bonnets, car bonnet, car bonnets, open and close, wrong, problem, problems, bad mechanic, bad mechanics, bad service, bad customer service, useless
"Listen to this baby purr."
Tags:purr, purrs, purring, car, cars, new car, new cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, mice, mouse, cat, cats, horse, horses, engine, engines, gearhead, gearheads, car lover, car lovers, show off, shows off, showing off, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, proud, pride, consumer, consumerism
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, passenger, passengers, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, crossing the road, crossing, crossings, unexpected, rural, countryside, country living, country life, rural life
"I thought it was only a metaphor when people said, 'My car died.' "
"My 'check gallbladder' light came on."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., gallbladder, gallbladders, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, check oil, check oil light, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
Tags:sign, signs, road signs, road signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, road, roads, dead end, dead ends, dead-end, dead-end, cliff, cliffs, fall, falls, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, dangerous, risky, regret, regrets, correction, corrections, too late, apology, apologies, apologizing, apologising, transportation
Turnpike Kissing Booth
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, kissing booth, kissing booth, kiss, kissing, booth, booths, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, word play, wordplay, transportation
'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'
Tags:hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, environmentalist, environmentalists, crude oil, oil, crude, coal, fossil fuels, fuel, fuels, fossil fuel, wrong, misunderstood, misunderstand, misunderstanding, pollution, pollute, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".
Tags:tourism, tourist, tourists, village, villages, fishing, quaint, quiet, small, parking, parking problem, parking problems, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sign, signs, signage, vacation, vacations, vacationer, vacationers, holiday, holidays, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, historic, historical, lack of parking, parking space, parking spaces, parking spot, parking spots, parking lot, parking lots
"I thought I had everything covered, but now she wants four-wheel drive."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, four-wheel drive, suv, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
Tags:car, car salesman, car salesmen, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used car, used cars, argument, arguments, fall out, falling out, dysfunctional families, kid, kids, back seat, backseat, row, row, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, are we there yet, special features, bonus features, add-on, add-ons, specification, specifications, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree