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Won-ton disregard for the law.
Honk if you've committed a crime.
"Are those noodles?"
"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, plaza, plazas, attendant, attendants, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, drive-thru, drive-thrus, lane, lanes
Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
Tags:sign, signs, road signs, road signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, road, roads, dead end, dead ends, dead-end, dead-end, cliff, cliffs, fall, falls, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, dangerous, risky, regret, regrets, correction, corrections, too late, apology, apologies, apologizing, apologising, transportation
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, passenger, passengers, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, crossing the road, crossing, crossings, unexpected, rural, countryside, country living, country life, rural life
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, compatibility, chemistry, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., whole grains, health, food, dirt bath, dirt baths, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing, road, roads, unafraid, brave, courage, courageous, looking for mr. right, love, looking for love, searching for love, soulmate, soulmates
A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign
Tags:road, roads, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, signage, road crossing, road crossings, road-crossing, road-crossings, deer-crossing, deer-crossings, deer crossing, deer crossings, deer, be aware, be careful, beware, hunter, hunters, hunting, shooter, shooters, shooting, gun, guns, rifle, rifles, safe, safety, road safety
Control Freaks, Clueless Numbskulls, Passive-Aggressives
Tags:road, roads, street, streets, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, passive-aggressive, passive aggressive, control-freak, control freak, control-freaks, control freaks, clueless, numbskull, numbskulls, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, street sign, street signs, driver, drivers, driving, lane, lanes, divisions, types of drivers, driver types, car, cars, truck, trucks, transportation, bus, buses, vehicle, vehicles, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving
A chicken crosses an interstate highway.
Turnpike Kissing Booth
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, kissing booth, kissing booth, kiss, kissing, booth, booths, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, word play, wordplay, transportation
As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
Tags:truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, accidental, chocolate, chocolates, milk, milky, white, cow, cows, cattle, road, roads, driving, drivers, hit, hits, combine, combines, combination, combinations, invention, inventions, discovery, discover, discovers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, responsible, responsibility, responsibly, video game, video games, vidya, points, modern world, modern life, modern, driving education, driver's ed, drivers ed, driving school, school
'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
Please use tunnel vision,
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
Tags:fetch, fetches, fetching, hubcap, hubcaps, dog, dogs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retailer, retailers, collector, collectors, collection, collections, making money, businessman, businesswoman, take advantage, taking advantage, speedbump, speed bumps, speed bump, pothole, potholes, rough road, rough roads, road, roads, road repair, road repairs
'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'
Tags:armadillo, armadillos, news, reporter, reporters, roadkill, roadkills, road, roads, kill, kills, depress, depresses, depressing, depression, story, stories, run over, ran over, runs over, repeat, repeats, repetitive, repetition, repetitions, accident, accidents, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Gas truck that has run out of gas.
Tags:gas, gasoline, petrol, diesel, fuel, fuels, kerosine, benzine, truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, truckers, delivery, deliver, deliveries, delivered, delivering, ran out, run out, broken down, break down, break downs, breaking down, roadside, road, roads, vehicle, vehicles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodborne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthy
"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced
Tags:minivan, minivans, car, cars, road, roads, parents, parent, mom, mum, dad, family, families, food, snacks, healthy food, health food, natural food, middle-class families, middle-class family, soccer mum, soccer mom, soccer mums, suburbs, suburban life, suburban family, suburban culture, middle-age, childhood obesity
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.