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After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,
Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
Well, look who's here.
'Soon you will be here. . .'
'You have reached your destination.'
People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality
'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'
Arctic Sign - You are here.
"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."
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Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.
"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"
Here, There, Everywhere.
'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
You Are Lost
"I think I see the problem, this map is more for couples who work well together."
Tags:map, maps, map reading, map reader, map readers, navigating, navigation, navigations, navigate, driver, drivers, road trip, road trips, road-trip, road-trips, travel plans, roadtrip, roadtrips, husband, husbands, wife, wives, teamwork, teamworker, teamworkers, good team, good teams, bad team, bad teams, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, ineffective team, domestic, domestics, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats
Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.
"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"
Map to the Cubicles $5.00
"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
Tags:queens, subway, subway stop, subway stops, lost, get lost, getting lost, tourist, tourists, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, metro, underground, jungle, jungles, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, navigate, navigates, navigating, navigation, satnav, satnavs, sat-nav, sat-navs, directions, ask directions, asking directions
'You never ask me for directions, Carl.'
Bullship: Viking Bulls at Sea