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'Well I could help with 'A bit of filing and general help around the office' or you MIGHT like to benefit from my 25 years experience in software development and capital infrastructure investment experience.'
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'
'This is nurse Rochester, if there's anything worrying you she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly.'
Mrs. Lipman lacked organizational skills.
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'We've got to digitalise our records...unfortunately Colin has most of them written on his arm.'
"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
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'...and here's our filing system.'
'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'
Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
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"Louie, you apply for a loan while Rocco heads in through this door and files for bankruptcy."
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Food and Drug Administration, Yummy-Yucky.
"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
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Moses holds a 1040 form.
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Death with in-trays marked with the stages of grief.
Department of Indifference.
Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy
"And if you do any work, put it here."
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Here are the latest strategic proposals on 'managing the paperless office'.
"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."
'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'
It's our latest caseload management system, we just keep on adding files until he falls over.
"It drives me crazy when people complain about needless for filling...I mean if staff don't fill out the appropriate paperwork then how can we possibly know how much papaerwork has been completed."
"You mean to tell me we're walking around with empty file folders."
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