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'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'
'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
A dog scratches swastikas off.
Tags:flea, fleas, flearidden, flea-ridden, vermin, flea ridden, swastika, swastikas, nazi symbol, symbols, symbolism, metaphor, metaphors, dog, dogs, pet, pets, scratch, scratching, irritate, irritation, irritating, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, irritant, irritants, neonazi, neonazis, neo-nazi, neo-nazis
"I love what you've done to the place."
'Always remember, Luke. This is the pros. When you win, they scratch you behind your ears. When you lose, they put you to sleep.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, american football, american football player, american football players, treat, treats, scratch, put to sleep, put down, incentive, incentives, motivation, motivational, die, dies, dying, died, dead, kill, killed, kills, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'
"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
Tags:stray, strays, adopt, adopted, adopting, adoption, scratch, scratched, scratching, scratches, scratching post, pet, pets, new pet, new cat, house cat, indoor cat, lap cat, needy, need, attention, attentive, problem, problem cat, cats, cat, crazy cat ladies, crazy cat lady, kitty, kitties, kitten, threaten, threat, threats, love, loving, loved, warn, warning, warned
It's resolution time!
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
A tough dog scratches and barks.
'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'
'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'
Scratch 'n dent pacemaker sale! 40% off!
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Tags:cone, cones, scratch, scratches, scratching, compulsive, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, compulsion, compulsions, resist, resists, resisting, stitches, solidarity, dog cone, dog cones, dog collar, dog collars, recovery collar, recovery collars, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, compulsive behaviour, compulsive behaviours, dog owner, dog owners, too much coffee man
"I want to keep it, but my wife hates the way it scratches her face."
"Since we don't have children, my ex turned the cats against me."
Tags:divorce, divorced, divorcing, separated, separate, separating, split, splitting, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, married life, no children, no kids, child, children, kids, kid, cat, cats, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, manipulate, manipulation, turn against, control, controlling, influence, influencing, ex, exes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, fur children, scratch, scratches, scratched
'A two year warranty and a free squeaky toy with purchase.'
'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'
'Sure, side effects may include death, but live or die, it WILL stop the itching.'
Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.
"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."
'Won't heal if you keep scratching it.'
"I really appreciate this."
Tags:scratch, scratching, scratches, scratched, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, neck cone, cone, cones, help, helping, friend, friendly, appreciate, appreciated, itch, itching, itches, dogs and cats, helps, helper, head, heads, personified, personification, thankful, thanks, thanking, thank, value, values
"That stupid, good-for-nothing cat has been scratching around in there for a heck of a long time! What in the world is he up to, anyway?"
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, cat litter, kitty litter, litterbox, litterboxes, litter box, litter boxes, litter, litter tray, litter trays, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, sculptor, sculptors, bust, busts, scratch, scratches, scratching, scratch around, scratches around, scratching around, mystery, mysteries
"Not in front of the crew!"
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, cat, cats, pet, pets, scratching post, scratches, scratch, scratching, crew, crews, respect, respecting, respected