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'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'
'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'
Not the target demographic
Tags:target demographic, target demographics, target, targets, demographic, demographics, aim, aiming, targeted, targeting, advertise, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, market, marketing, sale, sales, buy, sell, selling, commercial, commercials, tv, tvs, t.v., television, televisions, tv commercial, tv commercials, television commercial, television commercials, crap, stuff, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, too much stuff, enough, more than enough
'Do you remember when all we had to do was look after people?'
"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"
Tags:monster, monsters, giant, giants, eat, eats, restaurant, restaurants, frighten, frightens, frightening, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, worry, worries, worrying, target, targets, targeted, danger, dangers, predator, predators, predatory, obvious target, obvious targets, literate, literacy, sitting duck, sitting ducks
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
Tags:baseball, paintball, paintballing, paintballer, paintballers, hate, hates, loathe, loathes, loathing, target, targets, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, paint, paints, splat, splats, splatted, splatting, hit, hits, hitting, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."
"OK, now—this time for real!"
Tags:false start, false starts, miss, misses, missing, firing squad, firing squads, death penalty, capital punishment, death row, execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, scare to death, scares to death, scaring to death, target, targets, targeting, targeted
'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'
'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'
"I found them."
'I can't go cold turkey...just let me interfere a little. A few targets, that's all I need just a few targets.'
'If we could just work out how to allocate enough medication to sufficient number of wrongly diagnosed non-existent patients who we've never met then we'd be in for a windfall.'
Focussing on what's REALLY important
It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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7 brownies worth of exercise.
Tags:brownie, brownies, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, run, runs, running, runner, runners, exercise, exercises, weight loss, weight reduction, guideline, guidelines, obese, obesity, calorie, calories, goal, goals, target, targets, distance, distances, fit, fitness, fitter, incentive, close to home
'Here at St Wadlings we like to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual no 76/09bt-c12.'
'Here we have a timetable for setting a target for when we can confirm a target for getting rid of more targets.'
'Which way up would you like it?'
It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.
'We are losing him...I need more meaningless targets NOW!'