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'Now she wants to run for congress.'
If we hired the same way we elect...
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
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"If elected, I promise to fetch, beg and roll over."
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"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."
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"He used to think he was Napoleon - now he thinks he's Trump."
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Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'
Caution, lobbyists ahead.
"Ah, but wait till he's reëlected! Then you'll see principles."
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'I didn't have any idea who I was going to vote for... then I saw a lawn sign...'
"I'm suspending my campaign, gentlemen, until such a time as I can obtain a fresh supply of pixie dust."
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Fall Foliage/Fall Spoilage.
'In Rather Than Out' and 'Out Rather Than In'
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'If I vote yes I'll get 50% more votes. If I vote no it'll be the right thing to do. Guess which way I'm going to vote?'
'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'
'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'
"They love talking politics. But listening politics is a different story."
"True, it's been revealed that I have a second family, but, I assure you, I am a decent second-family man."
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'Recess is over now, Edward. If you want a longer recess you'll have to get elected to Congress.'
Carrie Lam is the leader in Hong Kong
'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'
'Voter apathy is on the increase again.', 'Who cares?'
'My economic policy? If elected, I promise never to use the 'R' word...'recession'.'
'They're going after the independent vote.'