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"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"
The Big Bang
"Counsel is warned again: this court will not tolerate bathos."
'I throw lots of parties... But I insist on only serving canned pumpkin and crystal clear cola.'
Hairyman would rely only on his god-given abilities to repel evil.
'Happy Birthday Kara, and a picture of a princess.'
"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."
'I spent years searching for the meaning of life only to find it had no practical business application.'
"Never mind, darling, at least you can stop telling lies now."
"The doctor says it's post election stress disorder..."
"Oh well, back to DJ'ing in Faliraki for me."
"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"
"What an anti-climax. There are no official plans to declare the birth canal open!"
Real pizza from Billings, Montana.
"He turns around and drops dead of a heart-attack before we even pounce on him! That's quite an anti-climax to a good stalking, isn't it..."