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"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problome, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, greenhouse, greenhouses, happy, happiness, unhappy, annoyed, upset, bougainvillea, thorn, thorns, thorny, hobby, hobbies, botany, botanist, botanists, science, taking over
In the houseplant cemetery.
Tags:houseplant, houseplants, cemetery, green thumb, green thumbs, keep alive, keeps alive, keeping alive, plant, plants, graveyard, graveyards, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, kill houseplants, killing houseplants, murder, murders, murdering, greenery, fake plant, fake plants, fake houseplant, fake houseplants, old age, die, dies, dying, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn
Tags:johnny appleseed, john chapman, pioneer, pioneers, american pioneer, american pioneers, american history, historical figure, historical figures, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, apple tree, apple trees, weeds, crabgrass, dandelions, dandelion, poison ivy, nettle, nettles, planting seeds, plant seeds, grow, grows, growing, evil spawn, children, child, progeny, legacy, legacies, grandchild, kid, kids, grandkid, grandkids
A bird pulls a flower out of the ground and sings into it as though it is a microphone.
"I was born a pest and I shall die a pest!"
There once was a person who planted a seed
"I don't know what went wrong."
'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'
"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, leisure.hobby, hobbies, spring, springtime, planting, plant, plants, flower, flowers, plan, plans, planning, february, spring planting, season, seasons, planting season, seasonal
"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"
Tags:plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, technology, robot, robots, interruption, interruptions, distraction, distractions, distracted, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, role reversal, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life
Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."
Tags:plants, plant, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, horticulture, horticulturalist, horticulturalists, monkey flower, monkey flowers, chilean monkey flower, chilean monkey flowers, hanging plant, hanging plants, complaint, complaints, home life, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, wife, wives, everyday life, gardening, gardener, garden, gardens
Cleared By The U.S. Military
Tags:plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, bonsai, bonsais, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, woodcutting, deforestation, green issues, ecofriendly, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, ornamental plant, ornamental plants, decorate, decorations, interior decoration, interior, interiors, green house, green houses, hot house, hot houses, greenhouse, greenhouses, green-house, green-houses, truck, trucks, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, miniature people, miniature humans, tiny people, tiny humans, scale, perspective, millennial, millennials, plant mad, plant crazy, nature, natural, gardening, gardener, horticulture, horticulturist
'Steve hates getting ticks.'
Garden Supplies Special sale
Tags:flower, flowers, garden, gardening, green thumb, green thumbs, grocery store, grocery stores, groceries, grocer, food market, food store, supermarket, shopping, food shopping, sunflower, iris, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advertise, specials, sale, sales, for sale, art, consumerism, nature, gardener, gardeners
"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, hedge, hedges, hedge fund, hedge funds, retirement, retiree, retirees, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, trader, traders, wall street, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock market, stock markets, green thumb, word play, wordplay, play on words