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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
Tags:play, plays, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, cynic, cynics, cynical, downer, downers, depressed, depressing, depression, hard to please, difficult to please, play, plays, playhouse, playhouses, mood, moods, moody, moodiness, picky, pickiness, high standards, standard, standards, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguing
"I'm not in one of my moods. I'm in one of your moods."
"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
Tags:cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, air travels, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, fussy customer, fussy customers, flight, flights, customer satisfaction, customer experience, customer experience, aisle seat, aisle seats, non-smoking, bug spray, big sprays, grump, grumpy, old lady, old ladies, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, old age, old-age
Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'
"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, intolerant, intolerance, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, red wine, wine, wines, eating out, rude, rudeness, bad manners, faux pas, attitude problem, attitude problems, bigot, bigoted, bigots, hypersensitive, hypersensitivity
'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, pet dog, pet dogs, going home, coming home, home time, hometime, switch, switched, swap, swapped, woof, irritating, irritant, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, human traits, human trait, human characterstiucs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, grumpy, grump, disgruntled, bad day at work, lousy day, bad day, bad days, pay back, pay-back, taste of your own medicine, karma, revenge, inconsiderate
"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."
Tags:hostile, hostility, unkind, socially awkward, social awkwardness, surly, grump, grumpy, grumpiness, grumps, surliness, unfriendly, rude, rudeness, party, parties, guest, guests, antisocial, proud, pride, introvert, introverts, introverted, introversion, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partying, unsociable, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties
The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings
Tags:mood swing, mood swings, mood-swing, mood-swings, moodswing, moodswings, mood, moods, moody, moodiness, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, playground, playgrounds, play park, play parks, bad girl, bad girls, bad reputation, bad reputations, reputation, pms, teen, teens, teenager, bad mood, bad moods, grump, grumpiness, grumpy, hormone, hormones, hormonal
"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
Tags:grump, grumps, grumpy, crank, cranks, cranky, out of sorts, mood, moods, moody, anger, angry, furious, grouch, grouches, grouchy, husband, husbands, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, mood stabiliser, mood stabilisers, mood stabilizers, mood stabilizer, stable, stablization, stablisation, set in his ways, old man, old men, old guy, old guys, scowl, scowls, scowling
"Another p**s and vinegar?"
Tags:bartender, bartenders, expression, expressions, aggressive, aggressiveness, aggressive energy, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, age, ageing, getting on, getting old, still got it, old curmudgeon, old curmudgeons, anger, angry, grump, grumps, grumpy, grouch, grouches, grouchy, alcohol, bar, pub
"He scoffs whenever I suggest a scenic route."
'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'
Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.
"Oh my God with the singing!"
"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."
Tags:hate, hatred, anger, furious, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, curmudgeonly, grump, grumps, grumpy, enraged, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosed, examination, examinations, medical exam, medical exams, irate, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, personality, personality type, personality types, virus, viruses
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"
Tags:spring, spring time, misery guts, grump, grumps, disillusioned, disillusionment, springtime, easter, bird, birds, birdsong, bird song, old fogey, old misery, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, old couple, old couples, killjoy, killjoys, kill joy, kill joys, the great outdoors
"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."
Tags:ageing, getting old, getting older, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, grumpy, grump, grumps, disillusioned, disillusionment, complain, complaining, harrumph, old timer, old timers, old-timer, old-timers, social club, social clubs, private socail club, gentlemans club, gentlemens club, gentleman's club, gentlemen's club, oap, oaps, old age pensioners, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.
Tags:neighbor, neighbors, noisy neighbor, noisy neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, noisy neighbour, noisy neighbours, upstairs neighbor, upstairs neighbors, upstairs neighbour, upstairs neighbours, apartment, apartments, apartment life, apartment living, flat, flats, quiet, quiets, quiet down, quiets down, quieting down, bird, birds, peep, peeps, nuisance, nuisances, noise, noises, noisy, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness
"Tues., May 19: Nothing on television again last night."