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This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.
"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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"Hey! Get back here!"
'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
"Bad news, J.B., the creative staff has finally learned to use e-mail."
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'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'
Try that with a Kindle
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'As a minimal step toward enabling our school's diverse software applications to interact and share data, I want you to organize a staff seminar on how to turn a computer on.'
'Although my hands do get dried out, a chalk holder is not for me. I have technophobia.'
Option #43: If you are calling from a rotary phone, hang up, go to an electronics store, and buy yourself a push-button phone, you pathetic, technophobic, economy-slowing loser!!!"
"My daughter couldn't believe it when I told her I was taking part in a group chat."
'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'
"There are a lot of apps on this, but where are the main courses?"
"What? You said you wanted another streaming service on demand, so I installed it."
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"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."
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'New technology has transformed our lives - we don't know how anything works anymore.'
"My fax, e-mail, and voice mail are plotting against me!"
Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.
'...Take that, mashed potatoes!!'
'Don't ask! Don't look!'