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'You didn't play 'Baby Einstein' tapes while Tyler was In Utero?'
"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"
NO Vacancy: "Damn thing hasn't stopped flashing since I booked in!"
"I've been left behind the technological age. Everything else is cordless these days!"
"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."
"What a coincidence. My mum is going to be a single mum and I'm going to be a single baby!"
Please take a number...
"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"
"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."
"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"
"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"
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