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"Do you know its sexual identity?"
"The nursery is almost finished."
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'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'
Tags:hockey stick, hockey sticks, hockey player, hockey players, sports fan, sports fans, hockey fan, hockey fans, ultra sound scan, ultra sound scans, baby, babies, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, doctor, doctors, medical phenomina, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'
"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"
Tags:career, careers, career path, career paths, pregnancy, pregnancies, childbearing age, obstacle, obstacles, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, prejudice, sexism in the workplace, sexism, sexist, sexists, prejudices, discrimination, discriminating, career obstacle, career obstacles, parenthood, parent, parents, parenting, gender issue, gender politics, expectant mother, expectant mothers
Preparing for a new arrival
Tags:expectant mother, expectant mothers, pregnancy, pregnancies, pregnant, pregnant women, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, expectation, expectations, baby clothes, baby clothes, preparation, preparations, nesting instinct, nesting instincts, motherhood, laundry, mom, moms, mum, mums, family life, family-life
"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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"A stranger is about to come into your life!"
'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"
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"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."
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"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."
"So! When's the big day?"
"Well - you guessed it!"
'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'
"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."
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"It's a woman."
"The next time the baby kicks give him this."
"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"
"Babies must be popular. My Mom said ours is back ordered for nine months."
"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."
Tags:therapy, inner child, maternal instincts, biological clock, finding yourself, navel gazing, mental health, therapist, psychiatrist, therapists, mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, expectant mom, expectant mother, expectant mothers, expectant mum, psychiatrists, psychiatric issue, psychiatric issues
"I hear the ocean."
"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"
"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."
'My wife is expecting. I need the smallest car you have.'