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The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'
"We're still not seeing a recovery in housing."
"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."
Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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'Who-said-life-is-fair: Estates starting at $4,200,000.
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"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
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"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
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'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'
"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."
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'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'
'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.
'I'm just sayin', maybe we should look for another real estate agent!'
"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."
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"If the I.P.O. foes well, I'll be able to move out of my parents' basement."
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"Honey, we're homeless."
"I could show you folks how to tap into your hovel's equity."
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'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
'Property investment? Good grief, I'm not THAT clever!'
"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"
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The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.
Caution- Falling Property Value Next 5 Miles
'Well what a coincidence! I was in property too!'