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Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
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"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc
Alien David statue
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'She wants to keep my marbles. . .She's already swallowed two.'
"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
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"I'm hanging in there, but I think Edgar is down to his last marble."
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"No I don't want to play marbles again."
Stone Age Valentine
My Other Gravestone's Marble
'I have all mine, thank you.'
Lost his marbles - plural.
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"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."
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Bring Your Inner Child To Work Day
"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."
Doric, Ionic and Platonic.
'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'
'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'
'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'
'Your desk is made of genuine marble, don't take it for granite.'
'Has anyone handed in this gentleman's marbles, Colin?'
Cut out and keep your own Room Service.
Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.