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Contractions Cartoons and Comics

Contractions cartoon 1 of 85


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"This machine simulates the pain of childbirth."

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'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

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"Ah, Mr Trubshaw. There you are. Your wife has just started having contradictions."

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Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

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'Is she having a particularly severe contraction, Doctor?'

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"Yeah, gimme a double cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake. Oh, and we're in a hurry, her contractions are coming 2 minutes apart now."

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Clearance sale. Everything must go!

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"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

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"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

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"Hang the expense. Next time I'll go by stretch-uterus!"

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"'Do not ignite flares while still in cabin.' SENSIBLE!!"

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Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

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Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

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The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm the one with his head in a pelvic vice!'

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"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

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Ingredients: me

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"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

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Contractions cartoon 18 of 85

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"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

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"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

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"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

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Contractions cartoon 22 of 85

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"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

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"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

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"Six down, three to go!!"

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