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"Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin, Poli-grip, and a home-pregnancy test."
Tags:home pregnancy, home pregnancies, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, drugstore, drugstores, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, drug store, drug stores, request, requests, unusual request, unusual requests, geriatric pregnancy, geriatric pregnancies, ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, gynecologists, gynecology
'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
"I spy London, I spy France...neither of which rhymes with 'yeast infection.'"
Tags:rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, yeast infection, gynecologists, gynecology, london, france, underpants, unhealthy, infection, infections, disease, diseases, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnosing, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bedside manner, impolite, polite, politeness, rude, rudeness, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrasses, compromising position, compromising positions, vulnerable, vulnerability
Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.
'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'
Try to stay off your feet until after the baby's born.
Gynecology pigeon hole
"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."
'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'
Tags:menopause, ob gyn, ob-gyn, gynecology, gynecologists, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, gynaecology, middle age, middle aged, doctors, patients, physicians, exam room, hot flashes, middle age, health, fitness, women's health, reproduction health, reproductive health, hot flushes, symptom, symptoms
Next gen pregnancy tests.
Tags:pregnancy tests, pregnancy sticks, social media, pregnancy test, pregnancy exam, pregnancy exams, social networking, social network, social networks, private life, public life, baby babies, ob gyn, ob-gyn, gynecology, gynecological, obstetrics, obstetricians, computers, technology, telecommunications, tech, wireless, mobile devices, wi-fi, wi fi, data, 4g, medical, health care, healthcare, modern life, privacy, pregnancy, pregnancies
'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'
"Oh, I fainted! Please tell me you filmed that, Baby - that'll go viral online for sure!"
Tags:baby, babies, childbirth, childbirths, obstetrics, obgyn, ob-gyn, gynecology, baby delivery, social media, social network, social networks, modern fad, modern fads, labour, labor, maternity ward, maternity wards, smartphones, filming, recording, video taping, videotaping, video recording, home films, home movies, family videos, baby videos, baby movies, technology, mothers, fathers, telecommunications, special moments, celebrations
'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'
"Move the sign!"
Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.
'We decided to change the name of our practice to appeal to the young, hip demographic.'
Tags:medicine, clinic, medical clinics, medical clinic, ob gyn, obstetrics, obstertrician, obstertricians, gynecologists, gyneacologist, gyneacologists, gyneacology, gynecology, women's health, female health, doctor's office, doctor, doctors, nurse, omg, texting, communications, communications, text, texts, abbreviation, abbreviations, shorthand, slang, anagram, anagrams
'False alarm. You're not having a baby. You're having a birthday.'
'I encourage natural childbirth - gently coaxing the baby into the world. If that fails, I go with brute force and intimidation.'
"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"
Tags:trimester, trimesters, midwife, midwives, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, gynaecology, obstetricians, text, texts, pregnancy, pregnancies, communication, communications, maternity ward, maternity wards, texting, text message, text messages, gynecology, obstetrics, obstetrician, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles
"It's a boy. Taxes and fees not included."
Doctor delivers sonogram results, which include the baby's sex, his claustrophobia, his taste for trashy women...'
'Doctor, how long will it be before the stork arrives?'
'Actually, I got into gynecology because it's a great way to meet girls!'
'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'