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"I'm not against public service. I just think I can do more damage in the private sector."
"Eagle Scout is not enough, son - you've got to learn a trade."
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"When I grow up, I want to be a brilliant TV recapper."
Tags:career path, carer paths, career advancement, career advancements, career, careers, recapper, recappers, re-capper, re-cappers, career goal, career goals, broadcaster, broadcasters, tv announcer, tv announcers, voice over, voiceover, voiceovers, voice-over, voice-overs, ambition, ambitions, ambitious
"We've been thinking a lot about what we want to do with your life."
"Don't be fooled. This community is very insular and toxic."
Tags:balloon maker, balloon makers, balloon making, community, career path, career paths, career advances, career advancement, career advancements, insular community, insular communities, toxic environment, toxic workplace, toxic workplaces, toxic environments, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, performer, performers, clown, clowns, competitive environment, competitive environments
"You are lazy and try to get others to do your work. You have a great future in management."
Tags:manager, managers, management, managements, lazy, laziness, delegate, delegating, delegation, delegations, workload, workloads, career path, career paths, career advancement, career advancements, appraisal, appraisals, job review, job reviews, performance review, performance reviews, job interview, job interviews, hr, personnel
"And this next one - is this the kind of racism that advances my career or ends it?"
"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"
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"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."
"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."
"This is where you end up when you had a humanities major in college....I should have gone with poli-sci!"
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"Leave your personality and hope for the future next door and collect your ID from reception."
"Go ahead - rob a bank, but don't say I didn't warn you."
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"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."
Tags:career path, career paths, career advancement, career advancements, career, careers, political career, political careers, market research, market researcher, market researchers, career advancement, career advancements, fire in the belly, career adviser, career advisers, careers adviser, careers advisers, career advisor, career advisors, careers advisor, careers advisors
"When I grow up, I want to be a computer-generated image like Max Headroom."
"So where do you see yourself in five months?"
Tags:career, careers, career path, career paths, career choice, career choices, snowmen, snowman, snow figure, snow figures, thaw, thaws, spring, springtime, spring-time, spring time, careers advisor, careers advisors, careers adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career adviser, career advisers, winter, winters, wintertime, winter-time, career advancement, career advancements, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, goal, goals, limitation, limitations
"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I chose the one that said, 'Mergers, acquisitions, incredible bonuses.'"
"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."
"I'm afraid we can't offermuch in the way of remuneration, career support or personal development....but would 30% more meaningless platitudes about your value to the department tempt you to stay?"
Tags:pay, remunerations, pay scales, remuneration, pay scale, managements, corporate culture, corporate environment, personal development, career advancements, career advancement, manager, managers, management, promotion, promotions, rewards, reward, job perk, job perks, employee perk, employee perks
"It's a perfect position for you...You'll be able to use your degree in advanced Mathematics to count the tins you're stacking!"
Tags:graduate job, graduate jobs, job market, job markets, recruitment agency, recruitment agencies, overqualified, overqualification, over-qualified, interview, interviews, recruit, recruitment, interview, graduate job, graduate jobs, qualification, qualifications, shelf stacker, shelf stacking, career path, career advancement, career advancements
"....Never get into subtraction."
"It's been hell since you went into animation."
"Where did you see yourself five years ago?"
"I'm sorry. When I told everybody that we started in the mailroom together, I didn't realize you were still there."