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"It's hard for me to tell if my father's having been in the delivery room when I was born is a real factor in my over-all sense of well-being."
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"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."
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'Since we couldn't afford health care insurance, we induced labor in our car so our auto insurance would cover any maternity costs.'
'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'
'I know it's Mother's Day, but she just went into labor. She probably won't be a mother for hours.'
'He has all of his fingers and toes and, so far...no carbon footprint.'
'My wife gave birth underwater!'
"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."
"A stranger is about to come into your life!"
"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"
Gynecology pigeon hole
'ooh! A womb with a view.'
'I think you're getting to big for this job.'
"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."
"So! When's the big day?"
Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born
Tags:comic strip, comic strips, comic book, comic books, comic, comics, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, childbirth, childbirths, labour, labor, labours, labors, maternity ward, maternity wards, origin myth, origin myths, origin story, origin stories
'Congratulations, it's a statistic.'
"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."
"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."
"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."
Tags:sonogram, sonograms, ultrasound, ultrasounds, scan, scans, pregnancy, pregnancies, expecting, expectant, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, childbirth, childbirths, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, overuse, addiction, addictions, over-use, in utero, modern childhood, modern childhoods, youth culture
"#$%& fertility drugs!"
A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.
"Oh, I fainted! Please tell me you filmed that, Baby - that'll go viral online for sure!"
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"Yes, we're having triplets and no we're not naming them Moe, Larry an Curly."
Tags:triplet, triplets, baby name, baby names, baby-name, baby-names, comedy act, comedy acts, celebrity name, celebrity names, husband, husbands, role model, role models, hero, heroes, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, doctor, doctors, childbirth, childbirths, film star, film stars, movie star, movie stars