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"Howard is my firstborn, and my masterpiece."
"We can strike the clause that allows us to take your firstborn male child if you miss a payment. It's really just in there because people expect it to be."
Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga
"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"
'Didn't think I even wanted one. I blame it on my biological cuckoo clock.'
The Role of the Firstborn
"This says first-born children are list-makers, reliable, organized and serious!"
"Why do you decide everything? Why were you born first? Who made that ruling? And where do I file my appeal?"
"According to this, first-born children are perfectionists, serious and scholarly."