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'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'
'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'
'Okay. let's roll.'
'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'
'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'
'Had to check my p-mail.'
'Oops. Wrong envelope.'
'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'
'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'
'I invited some of my pals over to watch a scary movie.'
'Is that a rhetorical question?'
'I'm going to go get these carolers some egg nog.'
'It was a pretty bad cut.'
'It's over there behind the...'
'Okay. Let's go.'
'Slow and hurl.'
'Two hundred and nineteen.'
'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'
'Maybe you should fix the TV stand.'