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Romney makes mess, Obama tries to clean up.
Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...
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'It's $900 to fix the brakes ...or $10 to make the horn louder.'
'Did you notice if this device was making a little clicking sound about an hour ago?'
"You need orthopedic brake shoes"
"I never forget a face."
'In order to fix your engine, it became necessary to break your windows.'
"We''ll have to get that leaky roof sorted out"
"Have you been trying to fix this yourself?"
"I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired with duct tape."
"So that's how you fixed things before there was duct tape!"
"There's nothing wrong with capitalism that a government subsidy can't fix."
"I can probably fix it, but I may have a little trouble finding parts."
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"There's something wrong with the brightness."
A man sews broken hearts back together.
A woman repairs a broken heart.
'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'
Surgeon using a sewing kit.
'So how's the broken wing coming along?'
"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"
"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"
Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.
'You're brakes are still a tad spongy, so I've made your horn louder.'
Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.