Mend Cartoons and Comics

A broken American heart

Romney makes mess, Obama tries to clean up.

"About three o'clock yesterday it was hot as hell. The dog was panting, making those clicky-clacky noises like a dog does, ya know. Jess heard the dog, and damn it if he didn't adjust Ferguson's valves and put on a new fan belt."

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

'It's $900 to fix the brakes ...or $10 to make the horn louder.'

'Did you notice if this device was making a little clicking sound about an hour ago?'

"You need orthopedic brake shoes"

"I never forget a face."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

'In order to fix your engine, it became necessary to break your windows.'

"We''ll have to get that leaky roof sorted out"

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself?"

"I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired with duct tape."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was duct tape!"

"There's nothing wrong with capitalism that a government subsidy can't fix."

"I can probably fix it, but I may have a little trouble finding parts."

"There's something wrong with the brightness."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

Lazy plumber.

'So how's the broken wing coming along?'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"