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'No golden parachute, but our severence package includes witness protection.'
"I tell you, that federal witness-protection program did one helluva great job on Eddie."
'Jehovah's Witness Protection Programme.'
"Relocating you won't be a problem, Pal...finding a plastic surgeon will!"
The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.
This is not what Hal had in mind when he entered the witness protection program.
It's not easy for eye specialist Dr. Groonzen to help people from the Witness Protection Program, celebs, or other patients who want to remain incognito.
"Hey, make sure you don't forget - you're no longer Eddy Wurster from Dover... you're Ben Fishkopp from Bath!"
"The tax authority wants to hide someone from their witness protection program here. They think it'll be safe because no one would look for an honest accountant at our company."
'I'm sorry, Mr. Miller, but providing information in a hit and run fender-bender case doesn't qualify you for the Federal Witness Protection Program.'
"....And good luck in the Witless Protection Program."
'Actually, I believe that witness should be put in the 'Witless Protection Program'.'
'You have to admit - this is a very THOROUGH witness protection program.'
'I have a few questions about the new identity your witness protection people set up for me.'
'That would explain why he's been paying me a buck every morning to start his car.'
'Here's another federal witness relocation.'
'Not at all.'
'We met in a witness protection program.'
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
"You gotta get me into the witness protection program!"