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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
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A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.
"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
Tags:fairy, fairies, fairy godmother, fairy godmother, wish, wishes, three wishes, wishing, three blind mice, mice, mouse, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, predator, predators, prey
The Lawyer Fairy
The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'
A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
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'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'
Transformed in a Business Woman
Tags:business woman, business women, businesswoman, business women, business person, business people, businessperson, cinderella, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, transformed, transformed, gender issues, gender inequality, gender equality, sexism, misogyny, modern values, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, feminism, you shall go to the ball, fairy, fairies, equality, magic, magic spell, magic spells, business suit, business suits, business dress, business clothing, business clothes
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
Tags:brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interested
"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"
"As long as you're doing that, how about revitalizing the neighborhood a little, too?"
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"Do you think that if I were able to make a dress, I'd go around dressed this way?"
'No offense, but this sounds a lot like Obama's campaign promises.'
'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'
"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."
Tags:cinderella, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, rags to riches, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, underwhelmed, underwhelming, make over, make overs, make-over, make-overs, unappreciative
"Why didn't the Fairy Godmother use her cell phone to remind Cinderella it's getting late?"
Tags:cinderella, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy, fairies, bedtime story, bedtime stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, kid, kids, modern life, magic spell, magic spells, technology dependency, technical dependency, dependency, dependencies, overuse, addiction, addictions, addict, addicts, modern life, modern lifestyle
'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'
"Ever wave one of these wands?"
'I should never have left that glass slipper out where he could chew on it.'
"And your third wish?"
"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."
Tags:angel, angels, angelic, religious, halo, ear, ears, body, body humour, businessmen, moral, morality, morals, guidance, guide, spirit guide, moral guidance, religious guidance, religion, advice, advise, advisor, adviser, advisors, advisers, advising, spiritual advisor, spiritual adviser, bodies, weird, weirdly, business man, businessmen, businessman, fairy, fairy godmother, fairies
"Granted, from now on they'll fetch."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, fairy, fairies, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fetch, playing fetch, dog walking, walkies, role reversal, role reversals, subservient, subservience, revenge, getting revenge, transformation, transformations, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, magic spell, magic spells, cinderella