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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!
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'Executive Fitness Plan'
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Blow up muscles.
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'They've hired a personal trainer! Now we'll never fatten them up!!'
Tags:pig, pigs, swine, personal trainer, personal trainers, weight, weights, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, lifting weights, fat, fats, fatten, farmer, farmers, farming, exercise, exercises, exercised, bench press, bench presses, bench pressing, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'
Tags:rhino, rhinoceros, rhinos, gym, gymnastics, gymnasium, working out, work out, works out, worked out, fitness, fit, dumbbells, dumbbell, weight lifting, weight, weights, lifting weights, hormones, hormone, animal hormones, transform, transformed, transforms, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.
Tags:fitness, fit, fitter, health, healthy, lifestyle, protein, work out, workout, working out, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym rat, muscle, muscles, weight, weights, weight lifting, weight-lifitng, door knocking, knock, knocked, knocking, door, doors, jehovah, jehovah's witnesses, word play, word-play, play on words, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, american, america, religion, western religion, religions, religious, religious imagery
Curling & curling while curling.
Bench Press Accident
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'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'
'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'
'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'
"You want to start pumping iron? That's your mother's department."
Atlas' Exercise Machine
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"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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"it's from MOMA. You've been accepted for the permanent collection."
Tags:barbell, barbells, weightlifter, weightlifters, weightlifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, weight lifting, moma, museum, museums, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, fitness, physical fitness, physically fit, vain, vanity, pride, proud, hunk, hunks, male, males, men, psychology, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, ego-driven, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, art, work of art, works of art, sculpted body, sculpted bodies
The Seven Second Workout
Tags:hiit, high intensity, high intensity impact training, hit, intense, intensity, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness, fit, fitter, fitness goals, fitspo, inspiration, goals, workout, workouts, gym, gyms, gains, weight lifting, weight-lifting, lifting, free weights, curls, squats, free, deads, deadlift, dead lift, cardio, running, treadmill, treadmills, gym bunny, efficient, efficiency, time efficiency, work smarter not harder
'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'
'Ordering the heaviest pizza does not constitute part of a weight training regime!'
Tags:obese, obesity, fat, fatness, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, weight problem, weight problems, weight gain, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, diet pill, diet pills, weight-gain, healthcare, health care, diet aid, diet aids, pizza, pizzas, weight lifter, weight lifters, weight lifting, weight-lifter, weight-lifters, weight-lifting, exercise, exercises, exercise regime, exercise regimes
"How does that make you feel?"