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'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'
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Cats and boxes...BOXES!
'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'
'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'
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'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'
Most people don't know that cats and dogs used to be best friends until some thoughtless cartoonist began stirring up trouble in search of easy gags.
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”
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Dog name tags.
Where dogs have been before they lick you...
The Evolution of Man.
"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."
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'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'
'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'
'I'm more of a cat person.'
'We double-dog dare you.'
Solving the dropping cake problem.
Cat Day Planner.
Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'
Dog flap in the fridge.
Finding common ground.
"First, Polly want an appetizer, some hors d'oeuvres, and a cocktail."
Cat Adoptions Today.