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Satan Fast Food
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"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"One slice—hold the bread."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizza place, pizza parlor, pizza parlour, parlor, parlour, italian, italians, gluten free, gluten-free, low carb, low-carb, keto, ketogenic, ketosis, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, dieting, dietting, weight, weigh, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, fitness, fit, health, women, woman, body conscious, haes, health at every size, calorie, calories, cico, calories in calories out, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates
Tags:pinocchio, pinocchios diner, pinocchio's diner, fairy tale, fairy tales, nose, noses, nose growing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, health food, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, saying what you want to hear, says what you want to hear, unrealistic, msg, no msg, veggie dog, veggie dogs, no calories, calorie, calories, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, fad diet, fad diets
Death lures a man in with the smell of pizza.
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7 brownies worth of exercise.
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'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'
"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"
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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, menu, menus, ordering, order, orders, bad service, bad customer service, rude service, rude waiter, bad waiter, rude waiters, bad waiters, rude server, bad server, rude servers, bad servers, calorie, calories, counting calories, calorie cap, calorie caps, caloric intake, weight, watching your weight, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, losing weight, weight-loss, restriction, restrictions, restricting calories, overeating, chocolate cake, chocolate cakes, dessert, desserts, obesity, obesity crisis
"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."
Tags:nouvelle cuisine, fancy food, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, waiter, waiters, customer, customers, customer relations, diet, diets, dieting, portion control, weight watching, calories, small portion, small portions, restaurant, restaurants, small, tiny, teeny, teensy, dining alone, marketing, sales pitch, overselling
'Forget about it - we'll never get a lite slop around here.'
'This looks good. The first ingredient is calories.'
A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.
'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'
'Too much intake - not enough burnout.'
'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
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'What about Trans Fats?!'
"And could I have a small diet soda please."
'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'
'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'
"I came up with a great way to curb my appetite at home... I put a full length mirror on my refrigerator!"
'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'
Healthy Chocolate Co.
'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'