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'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'
'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'
'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'
'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'
At the world meditating championships
"My right nipple is cold."
"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."
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"When are you going to get a real job?"
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"I meditate all the time but it's usually about money."
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"This year I'm really gonna get organized."
'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'
"Good question. I think I'll let my intern, Jason, field that one for you,"
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"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."
"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"
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"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."
"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."
"Nothing happens next. This is it."
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'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
"Can he call you back? He's meditating."
'Make me one with everything.'
"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
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