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'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''
'Wake up kid, We've got some party games of our own we'd like to play,'
"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
Voodoo for Today
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
Tags:king, kings, vengeance, revenge, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, jealous, jealousness, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, drawing and quartering, tortures, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, royal, royals, royalty, jealous, jealousy, self-interest, self-interested, dog eat dog
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"Yes, living well is the best revenge, but right now I'd settle just for doing better than my brother-in-law."
"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."
Tags:erinyes, fury, furies, three furies, greek myth, greek, greeks, greek mythology, modern update, modern updates, irony, ironic, sarcasm, sarcastic, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, modern life, modern times, sins, sinning, vengeance, punishments, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems
'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'
"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad guess, bad guesses, inaccurate, inaccuracy, revenge, vengeance, seek vengeance, seeks vengeance, seeking vengeance, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting
"Oh, how I long for the days when you could flip someone the bird and live to tell about it."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road rage, violence, flip the bird, flipping the bird, problem, problems, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, unsafe, dangerous, risky, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, firearms regulation, retaliation, vengeance, the good old days, modern life
A man shoots cupid with an arrow.
Tags:cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, revenge, vengeance, single, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, cherub, cherubim, romance, romantic, bitter, bitterness, anger, angers, angry, furious, lonely, loneliness, unhappy, unhappiness, alone
"Uh-oh, the piñata's got the bat now."
Bird's throw flower pot on top of hunting dog
Tags:flower pot, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, flowerpot, flowerpots, flower-pot, flower-pots, flower pots, dog, dogs, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood-sport, blood-sports, blood sport, blood sports, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bird, birds, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."
Tags:weapon, weapons, weaponry, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, shooting, gun crime, sword, swords, spear, spears, axe, axes, dagger, daggers, knife, knives, machine gun, machine, guns, rifle, rifles, arms, vengeance, revenge, retribution, violent, violence, getting even, security, safety, motivation, fireplace, fireplaces, mantel, mantels, dangerous, man, men
A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
Tags:god, god's will, wrath, god's wrath, vengeance, god's vengeance, catholic, catholics, catholicism, christ, christian, christians, christianity, pray, prays, praying, praying, prayer, prayers, landscape, curse, curses, cursed, lightning, lightning strike, lightning strikes, reverend, reverends, redirect, redirects, redirecting, storm, storms, storming, rainstorm, rainstorms
Revenge of the Snails
"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."
Tags:torch, torches, torching, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laying off, restructure, restructures, restructuring, revenge, vengeance, burn your bridges, burning your bridges, receptionist, receptionists, burn your bridges, burning your bridges, arson, arsonist, arsonists, leave, leaves, leaving, secretary, secretaries, office secretary, office secretaries
"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
Tags:king, kings, dad, dads, father, fathers, abuse, abuser, abusers, abusive, parent, parents, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, usurp, usurps, usurping, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, prince, princes, son, sons, revenge, vengeance, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, regicide
"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."
Tags:lynch mob, lynch mobs, mob, mobs, mobbing, uprise, uprising, rise up, rising up, torches, torch, pitchfork, pitchforks, firebrand, firebrands, vengeance, revenge, angry mob, angry mobs, irate, outrage, outraged, peasant, peasants, underclass, underclasses, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, executive, executives, villager, villagers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive, chief executives
'I'll be thankful if history rewrites this day to make us look better.'
Tags:bird, birds, turkey, turkeys, cauldron, cauldrons, cook, cooks, cooking, cooked, pot, pots, fire, fires, rewrite, rewrites, re-write, re-writes, rewritten, re-written, settler, settlers, native american, native americans, native, natives, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, bear, bears, animal, animals, stuffed bear, stuffed bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, teddy bear, teddy bears, doll, dolls, humans, people, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, game, games, claw crane, claw cranes, toy crane, toy cranes, skill crane, skill cranes, mechanical arm, mechanical arms, claw, claws, mechanical claw, mechanical claws, crane, cranes, claw game, claw games, crane game, crane games, ufo catcher, ufo catchers, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, role-reversal, swapping roles, changing places
"Blind. Help me buy a doberman pinscher to kill those more fortunate than me"
Tags:panhandle, panhandler, panhandling, panhandled, panhandlers, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, sign, signs, disabled, disability, disabilities, handicapped, handicap, blind, blindness, homeless, homelessness, homeless shelter, food pantry, food bank, soup kitchen, unexpected, revenge, jealous, jealousy, unfair, unfairness, fortunate, unfortunate, violent, violence, retaliate, retaliation, vengeance, payback