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"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, troublesome, kid, kids, child, children, behavior, behaviour, bad behavior, bad behaviour, repo, re-po, repossession, repo man, repo men, repossession agent, repossession agents, santa's list
'Well, don't just stand there Tommy! Open it up and see what's inside!'
"I'd like something nice for my boy at Fort Dix."
Tags:shopping, christmas shopping, present shopping, gift shopping, shop, shops, store, store, gun store, gun stores, gun, guns, vintage store, vintage stores, christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, proud mother, proud mothers, 1940s, vintage, fort dix, army base, army post, ww2.wwii, world war ii, world war two, wartime
"Was I upset when you gave me a full day of beauty?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, fitness, unfit, exercise, exercising, exercise machine, exercise machine, insult, insults, overweight, criticism, criticising, gift, gifts, christmas, christmas time, christmas gift, christmas gifts, present, presents, christmas presents, christmas present
'Good news. Even though you've been spending way beyond your means, the IMF is giving you a bailout. It seems you're too big to fail.'
Magical box of chocolates.
Tags:food, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolate, box of chocolates, chocolatier, chocolatiers, confectionery, confectioneries, confectioner, confectioners, candy maker, candy makers, candy making, sweets, candy, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas, christmas, disappearing, disappeared, eating, magic, magical, delicious, tasty, addicting
"It could be post holiday depression, but then, I got really nice gifts."
"When we agreed not to give each other anything, I certainly didn't mean nothing at all."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, christmas, christmas time, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, miscommunication, miscommunications, christmas time
Tags:gift, gifts, suspense, birthday, birthdays, birthday present, birthday presents, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas present, xmas presents, xmas gift, xmas gifts, birthday gift, birthday gifts, expectation, expectations, bated breath, excitement, excited, tenterhook, tenterhooks, eager, eagerness, bated-breath
"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas tree, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas trees, party, parties, holiday party, holiday parties, christmas party, christmas parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, religion, religious, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, secular humanism, humanism, secular, war on christmas, secular humanist, secular humanists, humanist, humanists
"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, do not open, patience
"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, horse, horses, cattle drive, cattle drives, herding cattle, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, christmas sweater, christmas sweaters, ugly, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, adult kid, adult kids, adult child, family, families
How to believe in yourself.
"They're all filled with gift cards."
Reindeer delivering office supplies.
Tags:christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, xmas, x-mas, present, presents, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, delivery, deliveries, delivering, office supplies, office supply, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, desire, desires, wish, wishes, need, needs, needed
"We got you a dreidel."
Tags:dreidel, dreidels, hanukkah, chanukah, nativity, nativity scene, jewish, jewish kid, jewish kids, jealous, christmas, manger, mangers, judaism, christmas season, holiday season, manger, mangers, christmas day, cold comfort, wise men, wise man, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, present, presents, christmas, shpasik, jtoons
Still have the receipt do you?"
Tags:film, films, fantasy, sci fi, fantasy film, fantasy films, sci fi film, sci fi films, christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gifts, christmas gift, bad christmas present, bad christmas presents, bad christmas gifts, bad christmas gift, christmas jumper, christmas jumpers, gift receipt, gift receipts
'Well of course I'm not Santa! He contracts out!'
Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug
'If you're thinking of getting me any of those gifts...'
'When Oxfam said to give a goat for Christmas I think they meant to a third world country,'
EDGAR ALLAN POE RETURNS A CHRISTMAS GIFT.
Tags:raven, ravens, edgar allan poe, allan poe, the raven, poem, poems, narrative, narratives, narrative poem, nevermore, poetry, poet, poets, author, authors, writer, writers, literature, lit, historical, history, repeat, repeating, talk, talking, imitate, imitates, season, seasonal, winter, christmas, christamas present, christmas gift, pet, pets, bird, birds, writing
'We should've just dropped off our lists and taken our chances. But no, you had to bring a lawyer into the negotiations.'
"I said, remind me to tahnk your mother for giving Jimmy the drum for Christmas!"
Mrs Claus Gives Santa a Chimney Toilet.