Bankers Bonuses Cartoons and Comics

"In my day, there was no reward for incompetence."

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

We're a paperless office, except for executive bonuses.

"It's bastards like you that give us all a bad name!"

'But if we don't pay huge bonuses our top staff will just leave and go and ruin someone else's business!'

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

People to Avoid at Parties No 564 Bankers.

Research suggests brain function declines after age 45.

'Things are beginning to pick up...But there won't be a rerun of the excesses of the past...'

Will Work for a Reduced Bonus

'There were only five figures in his six-figure bonus.'

'But if we don't pay huge bonuses our top staff will just leave and go and ruin someone else's business!'

"Messing around with out bonuses is outrageous, I've a good mind to bugger off abroad and screw up someone else's economy."

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

City Bonus - 'We can afford to buy meat!'

THE BATTLE OF THE BILGE...My yacht's bigger than your yacht

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

'No, sorry. . . cash flow problems.'

'I've got it! Let's cut out the middleman and take our money directly from China!'

'Remember the good ole days when they just nickled and dimed us to death.'

'We weren't always a non-profit - it's just since we paid the bonuses to our executives.'

'If it weren't for the money... it would be lonely at the top!'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

The First $ I ever worshipped.