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'I don't get it...after all the budget cuts to streamline the work force, why aren't we moving faster.'
'My policy is to stay in close contact with my employees . . . figuratively speaking.'
'Outcomes...normally we just measure the height of the files.'
The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'
'Right we need an urgent response to our productivity problems...'
'HR says we should be looking for a little fresh blood any idea what they're talking about?'
'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'
'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'
'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
The Department of Lessons Learned...
Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).
'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'
The Grand Scheme.
'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'
Rock, paper and scissors fighting in office conference room.
'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
"Luck, son, is when preparation meets nepotism."
"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."
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"Well, Margaret, you're the Kelly Ripa of our little group, perhaps you can cheer us all up."
"My God, J.B., what do I tell the staff?"
"I had all my good ideas too early and my mad ideas too late."
MJX Corporation: Committed to Excellence and Whatnot.
"I know we didn't accomplish anything, but that's what meetings are for."
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"My new marketing strategy is to sell stuff to you two."
"We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontational verbal interfacing."
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