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'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'
Friendly Foreclosures Co.
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'Collateral? Sure, I've got collateral. How about a boatload of misery, a house of pain and a suitcase full 'o the blues?'
'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'
'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'
"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"
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"But If I had enough collateral to cover the amount of the loan, I wouldn't need the loan in the first place!"
"It's collateral. What does it look like?"
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'I like hopey, changey stuff myself, but it doesn't make good collateral.'
I'm glad you've learned a valuable lesson, but that's not suitable collateral.
'Where I come from it's called collateral.'
Help! Given extremely poor financial advice.
"Sounds good, but what do I have to put up as collateral?"
"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."
Smart Bomb Pre-Launch Briefing...
'Quick...follow that rainbow.'
'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'
"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."
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"Leave your coats on the bed for collateral."
"You state here that God is the head of your organization. Any chance you could get Him to co-sign this application?"
Loans - "Yes I suppose it does clatter when it roles. Do you have any other collateral?"
'Just think of it as collateral, Mr.Jones.'
'A mega million dollar jackpot ticket that came 'close' is not good collateral.'
"We need a little more collateral than, 'cross my heart and wish to die.'"