Butt Kissers Cartoons and Comics

'We can help you make ends meet.'

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

"So...you can't stand me and you want to go work for the Pope?" "Yep...only he expects me to kiss his ring."

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

'I'm sick of being treated like a human around here! Instead of sniffing butt, I have to kiss it.'

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

'You'll never succeed until the kissing up becomes instinctual.'

'I didn't get the raise... but I don't have to laugh at his jokes anymore.'

The March to the Top

'Did I hear you correctly? Did I just hear my yes man say 'No'?!'

'When you're finished laughing, perhaps you'll let me finish the joke.'

'May I say, sir, what a pleasure it has been sniffing your butt?'

"You backed the resolution to continue to pay outrageous bonuses, I see."