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Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.
"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."
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'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'
"He's made way too much money for one day."
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"Mr. Herman, you made me laugh and you made me cry, but you didn't make me money."
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'If that doesn't set your tail to wagging, nothing will.'
Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists
"This, my only hit record, was written to help me get over a bad breakup. But I'm told that it has also helped move a fair amount of wrinkle-free, flat-front khakis down at the mall."
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"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."
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A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
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'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'
'Here's where accounting went all ethical on us.'
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."
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Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
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'That's our mission statement.'
"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."
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'Here we threw out all the market analysis and just went with the flow.'
Always the entrepreneur, Sam could make a dollar in any situation.
Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.
"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."
'It's a living.'
Everyone smile and say FEES
"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."
'I had always thought a gazillion was some made up number.'