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"They have competitive rates. It's the service charges that kill you."
"Er...when I said I was a banker, it's more 'financial services' really."
"The news has given me a chill - throw some more cash on the fire."
'For the last 15 years, I've been working in the financial services sector - whatever that means.'
"Well, if it wasn't on Wall Street, where did you make your killing."
"Since when have customers been in control of their money?"
'You call yourself a full-service broker? Where are the danish and muffins?'
'Why are our bonuses smaller when we didn't lose as much money?'
Marks And Spencer Financial Services - " I came in here to buy socks not stocks."
'It's Tom Ridge. He says we'll need to change our name.'
'Believe me, mister... I'm an old hand in capital procurement!'
'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'
Growth from traditional banks
"Mr. Zonic is ready for the next prospective new client. Which one of you has the most money?"
"When you think about it, we stocks and bonds salesmen seem to have some things in common with Somali pirates."
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Brexit Relocation Strategy
"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."