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'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'
Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
Gender Differences: Body Image
"Your skin is enlarged."
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
Doctor: 'Your discomfort may well be a bandwidth issue.'
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
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"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda
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'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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"Be honest- how much are you exercising?"
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Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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Too Skinny, Too Fat
Thinning the herd.
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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
'I tell ya, that was sheer genius getting those flimsy chairs for the waiting area! We've been selling a ton of diet pills.'
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